Parody Lyrics to "Beer for My Horses"
Well I can't believe the Olympus news
The whole family's dead and Hercules is confused
First Hercules killed off his wife
Hercules killed his kids
Hercules got away
But he didn't get too far
He didn't get too far
Zeus he told the others, I'm in charge here son,
Hera caused this trouble and now she's on the run
Take the rope in Olympus
Find a laurel tree, round up this wicked woman
Tie her up to the tree, for all the people to see that
Justice is the one thing you should always find
You gotta saddle up your boys you gotta draw a hard line
When the gunsmoke settles, we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon.
We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing, Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.